This cozy crewneck carries a wry holiday spirit. Midweight and soft against the skin, it shows a playful Santa-sloth design above the phrase “Festive Against My Will,” balancing humor with seasonal charm. Wear it over a tee for chilly nights, layered while stringing lights, or lounged in with hot cocoa when you’d rather be doing anything else than attending yet another holiday gathering. The embroidered or printed details sit cleanly on the chest, giving the sweatshirt a handcrafted, lived-in feel that reads like a private joke shared among friends.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Options for embroidery placement: left chest, center chest, large center chest, plus wrists
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for shape retention and reduced fabric waste
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for other prints; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for long-lasting construction
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
