My Dream Job Is Being Left Alone Hoodie | Vintage Cat Illustration, Sarcastic Quote

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This cozy hoodie carries a quiet, tongue-in-cheek mood—soft, warm, and a little sardonically honest. The front features a small, centered print with the phrase “My dream job is being left alone,” paired with a mellow illustration that reads as both wistful and wry. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want comfort and subtle statement in one: oversized enough to curl up in, breathable enough for layering, and built to stay looking good wash after wash. Wear it when you need calm armor for work-from-home days, slow weekends, or low-key meetups where you’d rather sip coffee than make small talk. Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness - Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish - Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style - Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and holds essentials - DTF/DTG printing available; also optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean