Funny Text T-Shirt — "I'm Not Ignoring You I'm Avoiding Everyone Equally" Statement Tee

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Soft, lived-in feel with a dry, minimalist statement. This garment-dyed tee wears in like an old favorite—heavy, relaxed, and quietly bold. The front reads "I'm not ignoring you / I'm avoiding everyone equally" in clean, stacked type, turning a familiar social mood into a subtle, wry declaration. It rests comfortably on the shoulders, drapes loosely through the body, and keeps its shape thanks to double-needle stitching and a sewn-in label. Pick a muted dye color to match your low-key wardrobe and let the shirt do the talking at coffee shops, low-energy gatherings, or during long travel days.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, comfortable fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and a clean look
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean