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              \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Light, witty, and a little mischievous — this soft cotton tee carries a hand-drawn raccoon clutching a drink with the phrase “Romanticizing My Poor Decisions.” It reads like a private joke on your chest: cozy, self-aware, and easy to wear. The lightweight Airlume combed cotton feels breathable against skin and layers smoothly under a jacket or over a long sleeve when the night calls for comfort. The retail crew neckline and side seams keep the shape neat while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape hold everything in place wash after wash. Wear it on coffee runs, late-night hangs, or lazy weekend mornings when you’re owning the chaotic charm of your choices.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (color blends vary).\u003cbr\u003e- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention.\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and tear-away label for structure and comfort.\u003cbr\u003e- Printing: crisp, detailed DTF on body and sleeves; some providers use DTG for vibrant finish.\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas) with country of origin Honduras.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct 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