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#ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n A soft, breathable tee that mixes playful attitude with everyday comfort. The front shows a hand-drawn raccoon clutching a coffee cup beneath the phrase “Romanticizing My Poor Decisions,” rendered in warm, slightly retro lettering on a lilac background. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt airy and smooth against skin. Side seams and shoulder tape maintain shape through washes. The crew neckline and retail fit make it easy to layer under jackets or wear solo while running errands, lounging, or meeting friends. Ethically produced and REACH certified, this shirt balances conscious sourcing with a cheeky, relatable design that speaks to anyone who loves humor and a little self-aware charm.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable\n- Side seams and shoulder tape for better shape retention\n- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort\n- Prints produced with DTF\/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant sleeve and neck label art\n- Ethical manufacturing and REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\n- Do not dryclean\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 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