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The midweight cotton-poly blend holds its shape and keeps warmth without bulk. A small, illustrated patch-style design sits on the chest: a cheeky raccoon with the line “Reminiscing My Poor Decisions,” framed in gentle lavender tones. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, on drives to nowhere, or layered for movie nights at friends’ houses. The clean crew neckline and tubular knit body give it a smooth silhouette that reads casual but considered — a quiet staple that carries personality without shouting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-weight 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, low-waste silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidery options available at left\/center chest or wrists; design shown small center chest print\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at seams for shape retention and long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes, ethically sourced US cotton, and compliance with safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not 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