{"product_id":"my-dream-job-is-being-left-alone-sweatshirt-lazy-cat-graphic","title":"My Dream Job Is Being Left Alone Sweatshirt | Lazy Cat Graphic","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.01 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length (from center back), in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 39.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Soft, quiet, and a little bit wry — this comfy crewneck is for people who savor solitude and laugh about it. The medium-weight cotton-poly blend feels warm without being heavy. A clean, center-front print reads like a private joke, paired with a relaxed silhouette that slips into slow mornings, late-night writing sessions, or walks with headphones on. Subtle ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the shape while double-needle stitching stands up to repeat wear. Wear it when you want comfort that doesn’t shout, and a design that speaks your mood.\n\nProduct features\n- Medium-weight 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for balanced warmth and durability\n- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish\n- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength\n- Embroidered or printed decoration options: left\/center\/large center chest and wrist placements\n- Ethically sourced US cotton, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes, and DTF inner neck labels\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- Do not iron\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":67597803913394,"sku":"18890092987409483146","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":67597803946162,"sku":"33906742900946715900","price":46.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67597803978930,"sku":"31027720110601597891","price":50.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67597804011698,"sku":"15395749026967224064","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":67597804044466,"sku":"97009696056701404520","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67597804077234,"sku":"30662013704869190577","price":46.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67597804110002,"sku":"22433556028159724183","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67597804142770,"sku":"16747689926266176480","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":67597804175538,"sku":"14544337428724548932","price":50.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":67597804208306,"sku":"96606263700711997423","price":46.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67597804241074,"sku":"16051402613360643365","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67597804273842,"sku":"82410494350024727062","price":45.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67597804306610,"sku":"33691578937593924484","price":46.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67597804339378,"sku":"21774167275456296230","price":46.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67597804372146,"sku":"15362729064880108716","price":46.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67597804404914,"sku":"26247746175970690116","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67597804437682,"sku":"30811191929757760051","price":49.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67597804470450,"sku":"28899090859725602927","price":46.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67597804503218,"sku":"47348728086949107756","price":46.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":67597804535986,"sku":"19336315191305050346","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67597804568754,"sku":"14444537393752525759","price":50.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67597804601522,"sku":"28666620575053077646","price":46.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":67597804634290,"sku":"94497849322203835985","price":47.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67597804667058,"sku":"55085597626008471687","price":44.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":67597804699826,"sku":"26523132584724680831","price":46.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":67597804732594,"sku":"97411155870396770607","price":46.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/7892\/3186\/files\/4146246869945936466_2048.jpg?v=1790706416","url":"https:\/\/expressivegifts.ca\/products\/my-dream-job-is-being-left-alone-sweatshirt-lazy-cat-graphic","provider":"Expressive Gifts \u0026 Clothing ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}