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The medium-weight cotton-poly blend feels warm without being heavy. A clean, center-front print reads like a private joke, paired with a relaxed silhouette that slips into slow mornings, late-night writing sessions, or walks with headphones on. Subtle ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the shape while double-needle stitching stands up to repeat wear. 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