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                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Size tolerance, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd 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                    \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This cozy hoodie carries a quiet, tongue-in-cheek mood—soft, warm, and a little sardonically honest. The front features a small, centered print with the phrase “My dream job is being left alone,” paired with a mellow illustration that reads as both wistful and wry. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want comfort and subtle statement in one: oversized enough to curl up in, breathable enough for layering, and built to stay looking good wash after wash. Wear it when you need calm armor for work-from-home days, slow weekends, or low-key meetups where you’d rather sip coffee than make small talk.\n\nProduct features\n- 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and softness\n- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish\n- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style\n- Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and holds essentials\n- DTF\/DTG printing available; also optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists\n\nCare instructions\n- Tumble dry: medium\n- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\n- Do not dryclean\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in 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