{"product_id":"kiss-cut-sticker-i-m-not-ignoring-you-i-m-avoiding-everyone-equally-funny-laptop-decal","title":"Kiss-Cut Sticker — “I’m not ignoring you I’m avoiding everyone equally” Funny Laptop Decal","description":"A crisp, cheeky vinyl sticker that speaks the quiet truth: “I’m not ignoring you — I’m avoiding everyone equally.” Clean black type on a white kiss-cut outline makes the message pop without shouting. It clings smoothly to laptops, journals, water-resistant phones cases (indoor use recommended) and any flat surface that needs a little dry humor. Lightweight and glossy, it catches light and attention while staying subtly sardonically honest — a tiny declaration for the introvert who prefers gentle boundaries over small talk.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with eco-solvent inks for vibrant, long-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application; available in 4 sizes and white or transparent options\u003cbr\u003e- Kiss-cut (requires transparent PNG); intended for adults; sourced blank from Japan\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67597719830706,"sku":"32401678518055141285","price":3.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67597719863474,"sku":"60336480168293123802","price":4.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67597719896242,"sku":"81288156867298145717","price":4.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67597719929010,"sku":"20449291928586456131","price":7.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/7892\/3186\/files\/400609375174875234_1200.jpg?v=1790704919","url":"https:\/\/expressivegifts.ca\/products\/kiss-cut-sticker-i-m-not-ignoring-you-i-m-avoiding-everyone-equally-funny-laptop-decal","provider":"Expressive Gifts \u0026 Clothing ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}