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Wear it to low-key gatherings, ugly-sweater-adjacent parties, tree-decorating nights, or when you need a shirt that says you’ll participate — on your terms.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel\n- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape for lasting shape\n- Side seams for improved structure and better fit retention\n- Tear-away label and REACH certification; responsibly made (Fair Labor Association\/WRAP)\n- Print options: crisp DTF or vibrant DTG finishes on body and sleeves\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\n- Do not dryclean\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":67642269892786,"sku":"23324018380457937496","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":67642269925554,"sku":"33723324294366916225","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67642269958322,"sku":"12138712491049635633","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":67642269991090,"sku":"51045711128490060709","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67642270023858,"sku":"29217905229050651223","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":67642270056626,"sku":"16900749024588899482","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67642270089394,"sku":"20276898560645232232","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":67642270122162,"sku":"89838739553843650200","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67642270154930,"sku":"63932522803944574990","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":67642270187698,"sku":"10888247854975990099","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67642270220466,"sku":"31362579220934464960","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":67642270253234,"sku":"24859837455904068206","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67642270286002,"sku":"15845864897647925620","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":67642270318770,"sku":"66229605328256266641","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67642270351538,"sku":"22431727585129725942","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":67642270384306,"sku":"93394231756601767481","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67642270417074,"sku":"24351734298802016280","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67642270449842,"sku":"33166428516787186476","price":15.06,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":67642270482610,"sku":"20613529405846947567","price":18.43,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67642270515378,"sku":"86993481493243080790","price":18.43,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Natural","offer_id":67642270548146,"sku":"52800929256291487302","price":18.43,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67642270580914,"sku":"20921122979373296001","price":18.43,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67642270613682,"sku":"30263346495010887032","price":18.43,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":67642270646450,"sku":"16934866242420678069","price":21.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":67642270679218,"sku":"30836605088280447249","price":21.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":67642270711986,"sku":"16795088289231421861","price":21.5,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":67642270744754,"sku":"13380994201418452540","price":24.85,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/7892\/3186\/files\/10011855331000799962_2048.jpg?v=1791301032","url":"https:\/\/expressivegifts.ca\/products\/festive-against-my-will-christmas-t-shirt-funny-grumpy-sloth-holiday-tee","provider":"Expressive Gifts \u0026 Clothing ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}