{"product_id":"everything-is-fine-ish-soy-candle-9oz-scented-jar-funny-anxiety-gift","title":"Everything Is Fine-ish Soy Candle — 9oz Scented Jar, Funny Anxiety Gift","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e9oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.80 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Warm light and a quietly witty label—this 9 oz soy candle blends slow-burning comfort with a touch of realness. Hand-poured from a 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, it fills small rooms with layered, authentic fragrance notes (choose from apple harvest, cinnamon vanilla, sea salt + orchid, coconut cream + cardamom, white sage + lavender, clean cotton, peppered passionfruit, atlantis whisper, christmas warmth, or unscented). The glossy label reads “Everything is fine-ish.” above a tangled scribble and tiny smile, a gentle, honest reminder to breathe and carry on. The glass vessel cleans up easily once the wax is gone and becomes a little jar for pencils, makeup brushes, or a plant cutting. Burns for roughly 50–60 hours and meets ASTM safety standards—simple, sustainable, and quietly relatable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-friendly, vegan soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable glass jar—clean and repurpose after burning\u003cbr\u003e- Approximately 50–60 hour burn time, ASTM compliant\u003cbr\u003e- Choose from 12 aromatic options (including unscented) infused with natural essential oils\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy permanent adhesive label with a 2.8\" × 3.5\" size\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets.  Never burn the candle near flammable items. \t\t\t\t\t\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Clean Cotton \/ 9oz","offer_id":67579838038194,"sku":"29753027185222007745","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Salt + Orchid \/ 9oz","offer_id":67579838070962,"sku":"14852835562988868749","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Sage and Lavender \/ 9oz","offer_id":67579838103730,"sku":"14235076973030932860","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Apple Harvest \/ 9oz","offer_id":67579838136498,"sku":"30611255230626290409","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cinnamon Vanilla \/ 9oz","offer_id":67579838169266,"sku":"12636222287357902601","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Christmas Warmth \/ 9oz","offer_id":67579838202034,"sku":"32254322633427184852","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coconut Cream + Cardamom \/ 9oz","offer_id":67579838234802,"sku":"85484039346888393276","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Peppered Passionfruit \/ 9oz","offer_id":67579838267570,"sku":"30994859233225008868","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unscented \/ 9oz","offer_id":67579838300338,"sku":"39201393354010100895","price":19.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/7892\/3186\/files\/8137659194613972855_2048.jpg?v=1790820059","url":"https:\/\/expressivegifts.ca\/products\/everything-is-fine-ish-soy-candle-9oz-scented-jar-funny-anxiety-gift","provider":"Expressive Gifts \u0026 Clothing ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}