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                               \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Soft, roomy, and quietly confident — this cozy crew sweatshirt carries a small, heartfelt illustration that reads like a private joke. The compact design sits on the chest in gentle purple tones, featuring a whimsical raccoon and the phrase about ‘poor decisions’ that sparks a grin without shouting. It layers easily over T-shirts or under a jacket, becoming the go-to for low-key days when you want comfort and a little personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it on slow mornings with coffee, on thrift-store runs, or to small gatherings where laughter and easy conversation rule. The medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend keeps shape and warmth, ribbed collar and cuffs hold up wash after wash, and the tubular knit gives a clean, seam-free silhouette. Subtle details — choice of embroidery placement and soft printed neck label — keep the piece feeling thoughtful and made to be lived in.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Embellishment options: embroidery on left\/center\/large center chest and both wrists; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not 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