{"title":"Gifts They'll Actually Love","description":"\u003cp\u003eSkip the guesswork. These are the gifts people actually get excited about — bold, fun, and made for the people who appreciate a little personality. Whether you're shopping for a birthday, holiday, or just because, you'll find something here that lands every time.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"i-d-rather-be-home-ceramic-mug-cozy-cat-night-window-design-11oz-15oz","title":"I’d Rather Be Home Ceramic Mug — Cozy Cat, Night Window Design (11oz\/15oz)","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Diameter, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.15 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Sip slow and sink into a cozy evening at home. This glossy ceramic mug features a sleepy cat curled on a blanket by a moonlit window, with the cheeky line “I’d Rather Be Home” and a tiny whisper beneath: “good vibes, better blankets :)”. Warm colors and crisp print bring the scene to life — the kind of mug that feels like a quiet night in: soft throw, a purring companion, and a steaming cup in hand. It fits into daily routines and quiet rituals, whether you’re easing into the morning, settling in for a reading hour, or taking a mindful break between tasks. The comfortable C-handle and bright artwork make this mug a small, sincere nod to homebodies and anyone who treasures slow, restorative moments.\n\nProduct features\n- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\n- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\n- Vibrant, high-resolution color printing\n- Durable glossy white ceramic with C-handle\n- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free\n\nCare instructions\n- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67579729739954,"sku":"22178719590350580365","price":15.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/7892\/3186\/files\/10707825837088042583_2048.jpg?v=1790821049"},{"product_id":"id-rather-be-home-scented-soy-candle-9oz-cozy-home-fragrance","title":"I'd Rather Be Home Scented Soy Candle — 9oz Cozy Home Fragrance","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e9oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Diameter, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 2.80 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Light this 9oz soy candle and let an evening at home unfold. The warm, clean glow pours from a reusable glass jar while your chosen scent—apple harvest, cinnamon vanilla, sea salt + orchid, or one of nine others—fills the room. Label art reads “I’d Rather Be Home,” a quiet reminder to slow down, curl up, and savor small comforts. Burns evenly for 50–60 hours on a cotton wick, made from natural soy wax and essential oils. When the last flicker fades, the glass vessel cleans up nicely to hold trinkets or a new plant cutting.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% natural soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick\n- Burn time: 50–60 hours\n- Reusable glass jar with glossy permanent adhesive label\n- Comes in 12 scent options (including Unscented) infused with natural essential oils\n- Assembled in the USA; meets ASTM safety standards\n\nCare instructions\n- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. 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Hand-poured from a 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, it fills small rooms with layered, authentic fragrance notes (choose from apple harvest, cinnamon vanilla, sea salt + orchid, coconut cream + cardamom, white sage + lavender, clean cotton, peppered passionfruit, atlantis whisper, christmas warmth, or unscented). The glossy label reads “Everything is fine-ish.” above a tangled scribble and tiny smile, a gentle, honest reminder to breathe and carry on. The glass vessel cleans up easily once the wax is gone and becomes a little jar for pencils, makeup brushes, or a plant cutting. Burns for roughly 50–60 hours and meets ASTM safety standards—simple, sustainable, and quietly relatable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-friendly, vegan soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable glass jar—clean and repurpose after burning\u003cbr\u003e- Approximately 50–60 hour burn time, ASTM compliant\u003cbr\u003e- Choose from 12 aromatic options (including unscented) infused with natural essential oils\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy permanent adhesive label with a 2.8\" × 3.5\" size\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. 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This 9oz soy candle pours a clean, steady glow into small corners — on a nightstand, desk, or kitchen shelf. Each scent is thoughtfully blended with natural essential oils to create layers that unfold as it burns: bright apple and spice for cozy afternoons, salty oceanic depths for slow evenings, or spice-and-vanilla comfort when you want to slow down. The candle comes in a reusable glass jar with a black lid and a glossy label featuring a playful retro-computer illustration — a subtle nod to anyone who remembers the early internet with fondness. Burns long (50–60 hours), uses a cotton wick, meets ASTM safety standards, and is assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-friendly, vegan soy wax blend with a 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable glass jar with glossy permanent adhesive label and black lid\u003cbr\u003e- Choose from 12 curated scents (including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented)\u003cbr\u003e- Long burn time: approximately 50–60 hours; ASTM safety compliant\u003cbr\u003e- Hand-finished and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. 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A smiling vintage CRT monitor sits beneath the line “Born too late for the internet to be fun,” making every sip feel like a quiet nod to earlier online days — late-night chat rooms, pixel art, and dial-up patience. Lightweight yet sturdy, the white ceramic finish makes the teal-and-black design pop. It’s the kind of mug that starts conversations at the kitchen table, brightens up a cluttered desk, and settles comfortably in hands that remember slower screens and simpler online pleasures.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Two sizes: 11oz and 15oz to suit smaller or larger daily brews\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white ceramic with vibrant, fade-resistant printing for crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free with a comfortable C-handle for daily use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67580006138034,"sku":"28038450712370769428","price":15.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/7892\/3186\/files\/13773042830330997265_2048.jpg?v=1790819962"},{"product_id":"id-rather-be-home-mug-cat-sleeping-by-window-cozy-night-scene","title":"I'd Rather Be Home mug | Cat sleeping by window, cozy night scene","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Height, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.74 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Diameter, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 3.15 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n A cozy ceramic mug that captures the quiet comfort of home. The illustrated design shows a sleeping cat on a soft blanket by a moonlit window, with the words “I’d Rather Be Home” — a small, warm reminder to slow down and savor simple evenings with good vibes and better blankets. The glossy white surface makes the colors pop, and the comfortable C-handle fits naturally in your hand as you sip tea, coffee, or cocoa. 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Hand-assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and finished with a glossy permanent label, this candle brings scent, style, and a little attitude to quiet evenings and relaxed gatherings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-friendly vegan soy wax and non-toxic formula\u003cbr\u003e- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose after burning\u003cbr\u003e- 12 scent options including Apple Harvest, Cinnamon Vanilla, and Sea Salt + Orchid\u003cbr\u003e- Burn time 50–60 hours with 100% cotton wick\u003cbr\u003e- Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. 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